Southern Macy's. Sorta.

You're both wrong. http://www.yaz-us.com/

The lovely Robin still haunts my dreams.

The boardwalk was killed on the way back to its home planet.

My brother-in-law was the drummer in a band who had a song on the Olsen twins' "Holiday in the Sun." He does not have a gold record.

Uncle Briggs on WSIL TV3 (Harriburg, Ill.) was my local cartoon pusher. Looney Tunes, Three Stooges and, for some reason, old Gene Autry singing cowboy movies.
So. Ill./SE Mo./W. Ky, WHERE YOU AT???

Great crack.

If Tyra suggested that I kill a motherfucker and never mention it again, said motherfucker would be killed and never mentioned again.

Even my typos are fucking metal.

His name was JOHN EVERYMAN.

Thanks, Satan.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Not for nothing, and say what you will about Chicago Style, but Giordano's pizza is fucking delicious.

Yours truly,
Dustin Diamond

But … West Ham is winning.

It also lead to Dead Milkmen's "The Pit," so it can't be ALL bad.

I'm sorry. The correct answer was "Morey Amsterdam can make a nice guy kill."

OH, HAI MARK!

Don't waste your farts on disdain. Farts are expressions of joy. The soundtrack to a life well lived.
*farts jubilantly*

Morey Amsterdam would make a sane man crazy.

Every second show? I question your statistics, sir.