28 years old, huh? Bachelor's from Southern Methodist, huh? White House communications director, huh? I earned a master's degree in strategic communications, and all I got was this lousy student loan debt. Imma go ahead and play in traffic now.

I knew he was trouble when he walked in.

Huckleberry Finn was a very long time ago.

Those are obligatory now?

Upper Midwest and Lower Midwest are two very, very different things.

I'd say there's a vas deferens between a run-of-the mill pun thread and what we're seeing here.

The pedant in me must mention that "Car Wash" is from the '70s. Still perfect, though.

Enjoy!
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We park our cars in the same garage. #TeamFlaca

Just we all agree … Justine is adorable, yes? And a Dead Milkmen fan to boot!

Here's a good piece on how the former GLOW wrestlers feel about the show:
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What I need in a phone is for it not to blow up in my pocket.

That's pretty much what they're starting to do. Last week, Death/Bannon took "his" desk back in the Oval Office and sent Trump to play with toys at the baby-sized desk.

Does this pave the way for the return of Carmen? Asking for a friend.

That does seem a lot more "Kardashian" somehow.

1. I'm not a bad guy.
2. Stop calling me a bad guy, OR I'LL FUCKING HAVE YOU KILLED.

They just kept on Wagon Training.

That's part of it!

This is … weird.
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If they were the "Illinois Cubs," you'd have a point. Or maybe if this were a discussion of college sports (Go Illini). State borders have no sway in pro sports, which are largely city-oriented. It's all about access. My hometown AM station was part of the Cardinals Radio Network. I went to my first Cardinals game at…