I grew up near Carbondale. I could get to Bush Stadium in about an hour and a half. I was six hours from Wrigley Field. Fuck the Cubs.

I haven't watched this show, but I intend to.
I just popped on to say my dog looks exactly like this.
His name is Buster and he's perfect.
Good day.

Aw, man. I miss funny Ray Stevens. That was one of the first concerts I ever attended (with my parents AND grandparents). Executive Inn, Paducah, Ky., c.1984-85. Whenever the squirrel went berzerk.

THIS LIST IS BULLSHIT WITHOUT THE SNICKERS BLIZZARD. FUCK MARS. FUCK EVERYTHING. I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE.

Most decisions I make are arrived at after punch-dancing out my rage.

HOT ROD.

I think you mean Holland Oates. It's one guy.

That's definitely where I saw it.

I saw it on "Night Flight" sometime around junior high.

Oh … I have.

Ravishing.

Wait … what? There are plenty of wooden coasters. The Beast at Kings Island, The Cyclone at Coney Island, Ghost Rider at Knott's Berry Farm, the Screamin' Eagle at Six Flags St. Louis, etc.

"What are we?"

Thants.

Riiiiiiiight? lolz

I thought the ending of Lando was pretty great, though.

That Elektra … rowr.

And yet they littered like motherfuckers.

Uncle Jack is the Night Man.

My son is half Mexican. I feel like I've done my duty.