THASS RAYCESS!!!

The Pyroclastics would be an outstanding name for a New Wave band.

Upvoted for reminding me how freaking adorable the bass player from Haim was in that sketch.

Oh, did I have a crush on Nurse Spaulding.

Mega Blocks build quality is shit, though. You know it's true.

More of a comedic morning after pill, but whatevs.

Perhaps you'd say your expectations have been ERECTED like a SET of small metal beams and bolts?

Don't need no damn turtleneck either.

THE BEST TRAINS EVER!!!!*

HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED!!!

REINED in. Come on.

That is not all, and you know it.

Hey! That's my plan!

He was fapping to Corvette Summer-era Annie Potts. The rest is Hollywood history.

Stopped by to say that very thing. The rise and fall of Capone would be WAAAAAY more interesting than anything going on in AC.

Laughing AT somebody is a very different thing. That's the sort of laughter officers generate. I mean, I had a retarded uncle who was very funny, but I'd never be cruel enough to base a workplace sitcom around him.

GS workers are on same hilarity level as military spouses.

Warrant officers are hilarious.

Just got off the phone with the PM. I'm screwed. I've been out of theater too long and turned my gear in last time, so I'll be in Indiana for a wasted week next Friday. Fuuuuuuuu …

We hit Phoenix every now and then if we absolutely need some American stuff from the PX. I work at ISAF HQ right downtown. Nice place to be, but I get to drive through rush-hour in a soft vehicle every morning. Good times!