I stay in Green Village, the massive target on the edge of Kabul. Very nice! Gets AFN and middling internet connection. Currently in negotiations with my employer to avoid Camp Atterbury. Not doing that shit in mid-January.

Ugh. Heading back to Kabul next week for civilian trip five to Afghanistan (three longs, two shorts.) and three to Iraq (one long, one short, one invasion while still active). Do you know if AFN is picking this up?

Hell yeah. We could fight global warming with all the Duffel Blog wooshes. Nobody does butthurt like a military spouse.

1. Officers are not funny. It's a fact.
2. There's always Major Dad.

Real World Baby (Artist's depiction): https://www.google.com/sear…

NOTE TO THE GUY IN THE BLACK WIFE BEATER: Don't wear your dogtags outside your shirt. It reflects in the sun. Snipers will pick that up immediately and turn your chest inside out.

No, you STAY. YOU STAY AND WITNESS WHAT IS BEING CONSECRATED HERE.

She was the original Manic Pixie Dream Girl, with an extra dollop or two of manic.

Word.

*Smells @avclub-678004486c119599ed7d199f47da043a:disqus's fat suit fart. Prefers it to Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas.*

The giant ceramic phallus was just over the top.

And NOBODY had PS4s in stock a full week after its Nov. 15 launch. He definitely wouldn't have seen people leave the store with them on the 22nd.

They did not.

Lori. Fucking. Saunders.

I remember when we all thought we could get CancerAIDS from water fountains and salad bars. How naive we were.

I'm also unknown and not funny. Maybe she'll date me.

His opinion does not count. I have no use for a smuggler who drops his shipment at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

Also explains why the Rolling Stones just keep rolling on.

That's bad, but at least Mike D only said it once. Kid Rock LEANS on that shitty fucking "things/things" rhyme as the chorus. Like he's proud of it.

Sounds like we're just lucky the character's name wasn't "Langston Everyman."