Quiz bowl captain - 1989-91.

Hear, hear. Contacts is shit.

Bam. Closure.

Harrisburg Bulldogs fa life, son.

Go away. Batin'.

Did you happen to be down with the aforementioned clown? Don't leave us in suspense.

Eeeesh. I grew up about 20 miles from there. It's still impossible for me to think of Cave-in-Rock as a mecca for anything. Except maybe deep woods meth labs.

RE: Chappelle

Shecky Greene is a permanent resident of my spank bank.

Whoa.

I hated, hated, hated that movie. Hated it.

I try not to, but my local theater serves beer. It's really affected my viewing experience.

What if he were eating unlimited burritos at near-lightspeed WHILE taking a shit?

Man, I was taking a piss during that. I got back to my seat, Clark and Ma Kent are hovering over Jonathan's grave, and I'm like, "Oh. All righty then."

That's some straight-up MTV: True Life shit.

Correction: THE Jews.

Correction: THE Jews.

Really hoping it would have been a Devo Energy Dome.

@avclub-976e5a7c9f5586745269c99891652285:disqus is right. For better or worse, Train is the Train of the '90s.

1340s. FUCK THAT SHITTY DECADE.