@avclub-212ad7bb06e34ce8eff54540c30efdff:disqus I managed to drink my way out of U of I and wrap up my BS at SIU after a stint in the Marines. I also have the honor of dropping out of SIU Law after 1L. (Harrisburg native, myself.)

I hear he may be a bender.

Everything is set in the past … eventually.

D minor is the saddest of all keys.

Sex-IST.

I bought that album on CD at a Disc Jockey in Carbondale, Illinois the day it came out. (I was entering my senior year in high school. That's what we did.) The snake was there. Very dark gray.

It must be raining, 'cause a man ain't supposed to cry. But I look up and don't see a cloud.

LANDRY CLARK!

I had a Shetland pony named "Fancy Ms. Beasley." She was a good pony.

GAVEL BANGIN' ? I like the way you think.

I'm not your fire guy, buddy.

His plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.

Know what? Roald Dahl can fucking suck one.

I'd question why Helena Bonham-Carter was involved with the shit taking, but deep down I'd be pretty impressed. She's awesome.

Word.

@avclub-8f09b270dacd2e783d0c25f669670902:disqus Well done. Well. Fucking. Done.

How many dicks is that?

I might complain about the brevity of this story. Then Again, Maybe I Won't.

That's seriously fucking awesome.

A Judy Blume "Random Reads" and no mention of WIFEY?