HE SAID GLICE!!!

FACT: I took Driver's Ed in a 1989 Chevy Celebrity.

Yo mama's like a Jeffries Tube.

National Broadcasting Company!

You leave Tyrion Lannister out of this. He had no impact on this show whatsoever.

I seriously thought "Guys With Kids" was a latter-day Sandler movie or something.

Chinese food!

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???

Don't edit this later, because it's perfect the way it is. My mind is being ripped in two and I want to punch you in the face, but I love you. What I'm saying is that you are tearing me up inside, goddammit.

NPR humor is generally half a grade above "The Capitol Steps."

Exactly. MODOK or gtfo.

It's true. He warned the fuck out of them.

Ooh rah.

Dang. @avclub-f12ce3c3e209d66563bd3220dd9d82a7:disqus beat me to it. But YES on Louise Brooks.

I'd like to go back a decade or so and add Louise Brooks to that list. She's possibly the hottest woman ever to walk the planet.

Michael and Michael are the Curt Flood of Comedy Central somehow.

So sorry I'm dead!

Word.

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

Annie's Boobs.