You're cool. Nobody can see you.

SIIIIIIMMMMMMMSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Slut shaming! Welcome to junior high, y'all.

OH MY GAWD! Doug Martin to the 15 YERRRD LINE! The TEN! The FIVE! FIRE THE CANNONS!!!

If this kid is trolling, he's a genius. I don't think he is, though. Enjoy.

What I really, really dig about this show is that there is no "reveal." Marks don't get let off the hook for an easy laugh or to relieve tension. Nathan plays it completely straight to the bit's logical conclusion, wherever that may be. Great, great show.

R.E.M., Life's Rich Pageant.

Too black. Too strong.

Going by the pic, it looks like her Aguilera pills have kicked in.

Choke on this, you Danceteria types.

Seth Green is four feet wide? Dayum.

I wanna see Steve Perry or David Lee Roth come on here and say, "Know what? Fuck the Alkaline Trio," and then just spew pages of bile.

Agreed. Let's get this ball rolling. (Not for nothing, but Night Flight is also the first place I saw "Bambi Meets Godzilla." That shit changed my life.)

Oh man, I saw this on Night Flight in junior high or early high school. Probably the first piece of visual art that truly fucked me right the hell up.

Surely this incident will get its own chapter in the sequel to "I Want My MTV." Right after the chapter where Snooki prolapses while shitting in a plant at Karma.

… or we'll all be dead by her hand.

Through my trees.

I knew the Carlton and Venkman roles, which is why I was under the mistaken impression that he was a veteran voice actor. Embarrassed that I had no idea about the writing, etc.

And here I primarily knew Lorenzo Music as the voice of Garfield.

There's always a fjord.