WinterFritz, not understanding your point.  Doctors know what to do when dealing with homosexuals.  It's just that there's a bigger book to consult if your patient is a homosexual, and yes, sorry homosexuality does open the door to numerous other diseases, blood-borne pathogens, infections than any other sexual…

Cute, Dick.

Kind of shows the reviewer's ignorance, doesn't it?  I mean seriously, if he thinks this is how homophobes view homosexuality…

Exactly!  Just try to love people, even if they piss you off.

Well I think Dr. Dastardly's problem with the equation is that if he dumps on Thomas R. because of the affiliation with the church, then he has to dump on the hipster-doofus crowd that spawned him less he be accused of going with said crowd.

Street dictionary definition of tolerance is - "I'm not going to kill your ass even though I should."

Uh-huh, let's start with the unclean or unsanitary part.  Yes, all intercourse is hazardous to an extent, but you differentiate intercourse with penetration - if you're talking about dildos, at least you can wipe those down, but "penetration" sounds intrusive to say the least.  I'll wager homosexual intercourse is far…

Well, to be fair, an argument could be made that there is an inherent antipathy (read - hatred) in homosexuals for heterosexuals.  Call it "heterophobia".  A dislike for reproductive sex?  Do you wash your hands after shaking hands with a homosexual?  Germophobes tend to be insanely fastidious about all things dirt or…

I love how David smashes through a window and his hair is perfect and he has no cuts! I smashed my hands through a backyard door once - required 50 stitches to patch me up!  Also, why no gates on the windows.  You'd think people would've tried this method of exit a few times since this doctor's office appears to have…

Go away! 'Baitin!

Humble jerk-off opinion here - best episode of Futurama ever.

John Wayne calls Maureen O' Hara a "Potato-Eating Cunt" in the original version.  That scene was cut out of all existing prints!

Mary Kay and Johnny also had the first ever "dick-slap" scene.  Apparently she was a biter and he didn't like it.  The scene was cut from the syndication package and all existing prints so don't even try looking for it.

What is the sexual implication here, other than Gurney's reaction to his brand-new wife, and his overall attitude?  His former wife screams when she sees a stranger in her bed (by the way, how do we - or her, for that matter - know she isn't just drunk off her ass) who maintains he's her husband.  She calls the cops…

Agreed, but Spielberg's version is just so schmaltzy; his "E.T." period, all sunny and sweet.  There's an undercurrent of neglect and bitter, choking dust running in the original TV version.

It's the "New Money" pickle.  Poor people start making obscene amounts of money and they go nuts.  Like that Powerball dude who pays everybody's rent.  The fuck?

Yeah, there's a class action suit against H&R Block right now because of their "expertise".  My accountant may sound like Ken Adelberg from Home Movies, but he hasn't been sued.

At the present tax rate, owing a million dollars in taxes means she made a SHIT-LOAD of money.

Money - even running into the multi-millions - comes and goes pretty quickly, so you need an accountant on the up-and-up who knows to render unto Caesar what is Caesar's and not hide it in tax shelters or bad investments.  You still gotta pay.  Ask Allan Iverson.  Poor bastard.

My Caddy's chauffer tells me banks are where people put their money when they have not invested it properly.