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The Ghost of Tom Riddle
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The body is one.

You have to blame Esther a little bit.  What was she expecting from the marriage, and how did he charm her when she so nakedly professes her internal hate for him?

But there is still some truth in it, because Hamner has to assume critics are bitter, angry people who enjoy nothing more than to tear a writer's work apart.

"Horace Ford" was interesting, but suffered too much from TV playwright drama and it felt padded (as most of those season four episodes were) but Pat Hingle was wonderful - just bitter, pondering, but with a spark of angry youth in him.  Fantastic.

My favorite bit is when he intends to bring out the Devil.  What is he searching for?  As a critic, it would be his noblest intention to find weakness or hidden truth, or even hidden evil, but he wants to find the Devil?  Is he looking for a person possessed by such evil, or an abstract concept?  That's why I love

Not nearly as funny as "Shameless" and "Chewed Up".  "Hilarious" wasn't all that, either.

Cum swimming pool?  Yuck and Damn.

I can't fuck a gorilla!

She's MY girlfriend, and her name is Sony!

Go away! 'Baitin'!

I think Kevin's problem is that he's a 12-year old prepubescent girl.  Let's get your training bra, Kevin.  Does that fit well?

Sorry, I bought your trademark.  It's mine now.  Come and get it.

No "Joey", "Phyllis", "Maude", or "Private Practice" jokes?  No?

Twice KOTH gags.  The Petergeist episode, Peter rips off his face in the mirror and sees Hank.  He giggles and says, "propane".  Then there was the "yep, yep, yep" bit in an earlier episode about Brits taking over the Clam and making it a pub.

It's just amazing to me how much time the haters put into watching the show, analyzing it for flaws or something.  Go watch Duck Dynasty or something.  Sheesh!

Why would anybody do that?  Further, how would anyone know when to shut it off if they've never seen it unless they went into the future, saw the episode and then advised their past self to shut it off, yet they've already seen it!!!

What I expected was that Lois would take feral Peter to the bedroom and basically fuck the civilization back into him.  If there is any place he and Lois connect, it's in the bedroom and it would've been totally consistent with Lois.

Fuck off, haters.

"Consistently funny" but it gets a C?

I had snu-snu…