I hate Community mainly because I hate what's-his-nuts Joel McHale.  He has all the smarmy metro charm of a date-rapist and in the first season, he keeps trying to fuck this girl and it's so obvious there's no god-damn chemistry (either than or the girl's a lesbo), still he persists very much like a psych case and…

I hate Community mainly because I hate what's-his-nuts Joel McHale.  He has all the smarmy metro charm of a date-rapist and in the first season, he keeps trying to fuck this girl and it's so obvious there's no god-damn chemistry (either than or the girl's a lesbo), still he persists very much like a psych case and…

Well, I don't like to brag but I've got a little German blood in me and WAIT A MINUTE!!!

Well, I don't like to brag but I've got a little German blood in me and WAIT A MINUTE!!!

He is…very gay.  Very.  Like I don't get the impression he would know what to do with the pussy if it were dropped in his mailbox.  He would require a simple set of instructions like 1-remove pussy from package and 2-put pussy in oven and 3-bake pussy for 25-30 minutes at 350.  Then he would ask, "Am I supposed to eat…

He is…very gay.  Very.  Like I don't get the impression he would know what to do with the pussy if it were dropped in his mailbox.  He would require a simple set of instructions like 1-remove pussy from package and 2-put pussy in oven and 3-bake pussy for 25-30 minutes at 350.  Then he would ask, "Am I supposed to eat…

Oh my God.  They were Crab People.

Oh my God.  They were Crab People.

You think Woods and MacFarlane swap 9/11 stories?
MacFarlane: Dude, I almost died that day!
Woods: Dude, if they listened to me, it never would've happened!

You think Woods and MacFarlane swap 9/11 stories?
MacFarlane: Dude, I almost died that day!
Woods: Dude, if they listened to me, it never would've happened!

…but he couldn't make them drink.

…but he couldn't make them drink.

Enough already!  You'd think they killed Jesus Christ all over again.  The brother had cancer.  He didn't lead the Jews out of the desert.

Enough already!  You'd think they killed Jesus Christ all over again.  The brother had cancer.  He didn't lead the Jews out of the desert.

I've been reading Handlen's reviews for many years and while I've disagreed with his ideas on occasion, at least I felt he was truly *reviewing/recapping*.  Sure, I thought he assigned unjustified and undeserved praise on Next Generation and DS9, gave short shrift or altogether dismissed a lot of TOS, but his work on…

I've been reading Handlen's reviews for many years and while I've disagreed with his ideas on occasion, at least I felt he was truly *reviewing/recapping*.  Sure, I thought he assigned unjustified and undeserved praise on Next Generation and DS9, gave short shrift or altogether dismissed a lot of TOS, but his work on…

When is this fucking show going to end so AV Club stops writing about it?

When is this fucking show going to end so AV Club stops writing about it?

Shit…Man Without a Face was one of my favorite movies growing up.  Made me cry.  I had the James Horner soundtrack and I would weep silently listening to it.

I hate.  I hate because of you, Juanito.  Mainly because I agree.  They  should just make a movie of Scarlett's tits flopping up and down in slow-motion for two hours…in 3-fucking-D!