I think it was MotherBitch FuckerBone or some such who said the medium is the message.  I forget the name.  Dipsoluscious CockMaster?  Something like that.

Actually Todd, you are free to cast wild aspersions…you can pretty much say and do anything you want on the interwebs.  I, for one, ridicule blacks and fat people.

I'm moderate on this.  It's a ten-year rule.  Every ten years, either movies suck, or TV sucks - except the 90's; everything ruled in the 90's.  Of course I was younger then…

Ha!  Fatness is a deviant behavior!  Thank you, chocolatestigma.

Avengers 2: Electric Boog-a-loo!

Secret geek fetishes = Av Club Articles

That's why I included it.

Only my wife…
and your Mom.
I'm your real dad!

I would say The Avengers is a piece of shit thrown to the screen, but it's more like several pieces of shit from a variety of mammals - both sea and land-born - smacked through the back of a powerful fan with metal blades with serrated edges landed in the strike zone; a collage, a hypnotic Rorschach test that only…

I don't know, I think this version of Dark Shadows should have been made in the spirit of Sweeney Todd.  While Burton's version of Sweeney Todd should have been more fun.  Am I making sense?

Yeah, I'm not really getting what you think of MacFarlane's shows.  Please elaborate.  Oh, and try to work in a reference to Community being the greatest fucking show that ever existed, period, because that's not getting old in the slightest!

Phillip - I know they don't give a shit for my opinion, but I'd prefer a little more analysis and less bullshit criticism.  It's not that I think those albums are classics (although I have a very soft spot in my heart for "Hysteria"), but shit!

Go skate into an AIDS tree, you motherfucker!

I'm disappointed with this column.  It promises to examine the success of a number one record, but instead it's just another hyper-critical masturbatory exercise.  Not that I don't enjoy masturbation, but I like to get a little something for my trouble.  Albums he doesn't think are worth the accolades he dismisses -…

White Stripes (first record) was just okay for me - a murky mess, and I don't figure in the collaborations because they were less Jack White and more of a group thing.  But for the record, both Raconteurs records were brilliant.  I've got a thing for electric pianos and organs.

These days it's a lot easier to get a number one record - even Cake got one last year; just for getting at least 100,000 sales in a week.  Actual cash sales have been way down the last decade for obvious reasons.  Back in the day, you had to get 500,000 to a million sales in a week to get to number one.  They need to…

lemme just…whip it out…and there we go

She's might perty…Seyfriend is getting more and more beautiful with each passing year.  When she was younger, I thought she resembled a bug-eyed fish, but now the face, the nose, and the eyes are coming into shape…those few weeks she spent at Trembling Hills really paid off.  No more alcohol and sedatives in her life.

For me, a tie between Elephant and De Stijl, but Get Behind Me Satan is a close second.  White Blood Cells is right behind Behind (heh), and Icky Thump was the weakest.

It's fashionable to hate white people simply for being white and thus equates to a supposedly "harmless" form of racism.  We're hated for our achievements - even if a good deal of those achievements involve murder, rape, and what-have-you. Big deal.  I don't care that I'm targeted as boring or bland, especially when I…