Jorah would be better off returning home to Bear Island to help out his niece Lyanna.

Classic Theon/Gendry messaround.

WALDER SMELLS

No, that's Ohio as shit.

Or better guests. It's telling when a never-ending parade of uninteresting nobodies are booked.

Kudos to you for not Sweet Dee-gagging when you heard that.

Klepper is awful, The President Show sucks and Noah has never been good.
So go ahead and take away the only reason to watch your late-night programming, Comedy Central. Hope the worldwide market platform your new CEO wants works out.

Can't be any more expensive for HBO than what Fox paid to hush sexual harassment claims.
Eat shit, Bob!

And what are those objectives, Jared?
*Jared grimaces nervously, stares down at papers*

I'll overshare too: I'm turned on by distinctive, emotive voices with proper enunciation.
Jared pronounces words well, but he talks out of his nose, and that's a firm no.

Egg?

Ugh, that monotone. Ivanka had to pick this guy because of some kind of arrangement or something.
Pippa Middleton recently married some twit who looks just like Jared. Maybe this is a Boys From Brazil thing, where daughters of the powerful are paired off with them?

I love Velvet Goldmine. It's "The David Bowie Story".
I also like to call it, Obi-Wan Kenobe: The Early Years.

The NPR music hipsters made a holiday-party playlist with songs that were "not Christmas-y". Magic Dance was featured on the list. "Put that on and watch the conga line form," they sniffed.
They were right, dammit.

Yeah just wait until Meghan Trainor walks up behind Jerry and gives him an unsolicited shoulder massage. He'll have a damn heart attack, and women will just go, uh-huh…

I thought the incident was handled very graciously. Jerry wasn't rude, he just said "No thanks." An example for every hugaphobe.
Come on, I doubt Seinfeld even hugs that deplorable wife of his. And Kesha was probably high or something.

I wonder how many people have screamed, "ROBERT DUVALL!" at him since that Family Guy episode. I hope Duvall knows where that came from since that could scare the bejeezus out of someone, famous or no.

Welp, that's two finales I'm super disappointed about (the other was Samurai Jack).
How the fudge did either one make it out of the writer's room?!? Was there no big boss EP to scream, "Holy hell this sucks, get back in there and don't come out until it's funny/satisfying/makes sense!"

Reason 11: Led Zeppelin's "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You" in the trailer.
It's like they saw the Ragnorok trailer then looked for the cheapest Zep song to use.

Marshmallow sighting!
Oh hi, Marshmallow, I love you!