Maybe that's why they show a house that is obviously still lived-in. I hate seeing people's hideous furniture and crap all over the place.

Tiny HH: Why is there one of those houses on wheels in every episode? They don't make any sense; flimsy and nearly impossible to transport. Get an RV if you want a house on wheels. Yet those always get chosen over the cozy cottages.

Ugh, the "man cave" those asshole husbands gush over. FUCK your man cave!

NDGT's anti-Plutite stand is pretty annoying, but moon-landing deniers are just the worst.

Goddammit, when did this become Gathering of the Juggalos meets Coachella, combining the worst aspects of both?

Someone did have a problem with Bowie's marriage to Iman, but it wasn't a white dude. Iman's shut-down was awesome:
http://thepopfile.blog.palm…

Money trees for everyone, ya bish.

"You'll take me aside, and say
'David, what shall I do? They wait for me in the hallway'
I'll say 'don't ask me, I don't know any hallways'
But they move in numbers and they've got me in a corner
I feel like a group of one, no no they can't do this to me
I'm not some piece of teenage wildlife"

When Bowie chases little girls through a maze, it's a cult classic. But when I do it, I'm "no longer welcome at Hampton Palace Gardens".

Joel 4 Lyfe! (& Chicken Tetrazzini)

"The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep." -Elaine Bennes

But these lyrics make me smile:
Do you really think I care/what you read or what you wear
There's a million ways to laugh/and everyone's a path

"Was this written by children?!"

Agent Self Evaluation From Another Planet

And when Lincoln started complaining at the portal, saying "oh we need to leave"? I was all, "Shut UP, junior league!"

Loved those bits where Kermit was a news reporter (Card: "News Flash!"). He was so serious, yet everyone he interviewed dissed him and called him "Frog".

Oh, you. (Tee-hee)

But she got a rad dragon necklace from somewhere, so there's that.

What, you don't like reading long-winded, made-up fake sexcapades? Do tell!

It ebbs and flows like everything else. These days I'm elated when I see bylines from one of "the good ones". So many of the newer writers make me cringe: ugh do you guys even lift?
Someday a few talented folks will sift through again. You can't blame good writers when they search for greener pastures.