Well, yeah PFT is his usual natty-dressed self here, wouldn't expect anything less.
I got my new ID tag for work the other day, and it has the worst picture of me on it. I immediately thought of Driving and Crying where PFT is aghast at his terrible license photo, which is THE picture that is supposed to represent who…

Agent LoveMyBlowtorch

Malick, you dumbass, it was LOVE that brought Simmons back through the portal. And you will never understand that, man.

I for one couldn't be happier that old-tyme Nielsen is circling the drain, but the reason is admittedly personal. I worked for a small tv station that could not afford to subscribe to Nielsen (it was hella-expensive and still is for some reason). The local Nielsen rep was a giant asshat who constantly badgered the GM…

Agent Bigger Stage But Only Two Minutes To Talk About It

Agent I Can't Believe How Far I Had To Scroll Down To Do This

You put it together. Batteries not included. Action figures not included.
Ah, the touchstones of childhood.

Yep, kinda reverse logic there, but apparently Bowie had always wanted to work with Henson. And those tights, tho!
I had a thing for riding crops after that…oh God how many kinks did Labyrinth coax out of innocent little kids?!

Seriously. Listen to the people who were there, who lived it. Their opinions and stories may fly in the face of accepted history, but that was their experience and it deserves to be heard.
Soon enough there will be only one side held up as an example of what everyone should think about an event.

Ugh, I can hear LeBon's yowling when I read that.
Just to clarify, I'm suffering from South Park-"You're Getting Old"-Syndrome. "New Moon on Monday" was on the radio recently, and I was stunned that the song that used to be my absolute jam now sounded like cats shaken in a box.

Fun fact: David Bowie was slated to play Max Zorin, but turned down the part at the last minute, saying he didn't want to play a "cartoon villain".
Walken was the better choice, but his hair and mannerisms mirror a mid-80's Bowie.

Agent You Tricked Me Into Killing My Girlfriend and Don't You Feel Bad About That

What cock?

If one of my friends gets too touchy-feely or otherwise obvious with a crush, I say they are going Full Dean.

Homer to wealthy Artie: And you would give it all up for one night with Marge.
Artie: (quietly) I would.
Homer: Hmmm…

That's the thing I really love about Tina, she's proof that tween girls can be pervs, more freaky than boys.
She will rock a lot of men's worlds someday; Jimmy Jr will never be ready for that.

Love them! Broad City is what Girls wishes it were. Yes, I went there.

"Like, small."
This should be a standard description in ads.

It insists on itself.

If you challenged Marty to make a movie with absolutely no swearing in it, his head would explode.
- Hey, instead of having the character say "fuck" 50 times in ten seconds, how about if he elaborated his thoughts?
Scorsese: *explodes Scanners-style*