Yeah, I still say "Not as good, not as good!" when something is not as good as it should be.

Nope, in fact he has another baby with his "new and improved" family:

Of course I didn't read the comics, and I never will. Ain't nobody got time for 36 issues of nonsense.
That said, how hard was it to do a fucking satisfying ending for the tv series then?

Loved this show and couldn't wait to see what happened the next week (this was pre-dvr and on-demand), but the ending…so disappointing. Like "end of Lost" disappointing.

Logged in just to upvote this awesome story. I heard something like it about the Rolling Stones: it was Jacksonville Stadium,1979 or such, and Mick was NOT going on stage until he had the gate cash in his little hands. Yes, Tina and the Stones had been doing this for a long time, and they never forgot the times they…

Sometimes dudes need other dudes to 'splain the wimmin things for them to get it. A lot of guys just dismiss it as "Oh, you must be on your period", or "Ew, bleeding down there, not going near that!" Look, it's a natural part of life we deal with, and just get us some damn chocolate already.

The naming of cats is a difficult matter…
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Aw, I love guys who love their kitties!

Seth Rogen as Woz? This is already better than the other Jobs movies.

Whew, I was worried we would actually get some insight into Escobar himself and learn something of cultural significance. Thank goodness for the obligatory white audience surrogate.

I thought Out at the Movies ended when Lizz Winstead left the show. They did have "En Cine", which was the box office totals in Italian Lire. They retired that when Titanic was always number one. "Basta!" (Stop!)

Jon's fake voice-overs were the best. One that always cracks me up when I think about it: They showed footage of wanted terrorist Huda Ammash, known as "Mrs Anthrax". Jon's VO: "Oh, please. Mrs Anthrax lives with Mr Anthrax in Boca. You can call me Huda."
TDS was just what we needed post 9/11, seriously.

I remember when TDS finally got some scratch from Comedy Central for a new set (2002-ish), and they went so gangbusters (desk! lights! a million big screens!) the new set was very awkward-looking for a time.
They must have really heard it from the viewers, which resulted in one of their best meta jokes: Footage of a…

GETOUT: The answer is in your signature. Ten bucks says somebody in her church-lovin' family messed with her at one point. Bonus: Dan gives you permission to cheat!

The stars and bars are not on the Florida flag, and Florida is awesome. We just get bad press from the jelly haters.

HAMMERED: I hope you guys have other things in common, because the sex sure sounds awful.
JAGG: Your boyfriend sounds amazing. It's over.
LID: You put in as much thought to building relationships as your signature.
GROAN: Not a sexy question. You need a doctor, not Dan.

So a woman's ultimate goal is to steal a bisexual man away from his longtime SO and keep him for herself? Good to know.

It's the beverage of choice for married couples who don't drink, but they are hosting a family-friendly party with other married couples who might want to drink. So they get a case of Bud Light Lime and some Coors Light because they don't have a fucking clue. No other alcohol will be served at this party.

My god, you're right!

This episode is fun for dissing the schools you hate, Rocky Horror style:
- Peacock boys running to catch their hogs "Auburn track team!"
- Peacocks going to the sheriff's house "FSU glee club!"
- Mamma Peacock's reveal "Alabama homecoming queen!"