Rotten.com had the last word on incest: "How lazy can you get?"
Even the cousins thing is wrong. Somewhere down the line, cousins share grandparents, or great-grandparents, etc.

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files

"Home" premiered the night I threw an "X-Files Viewing Party" a long time ago (Catchphrase on the flyer: The Beer is Out There!). A lot of the people who came had never seen the show before. Needless to say they were confused and a little frightened.

I laughed when Mulder held up the newspaper with the headline "ELVIS DEAD!" with the saddest expression on his face.

Agreed with Dowd on the heavy-handedness. It takes a helluva long time to be evicted from a house you own; this depiction is more like people who rent. When the bank forecloses, the owner literally has months, if not up to two years, to contest it, and even then there are countless programs to help with mortgages or…

For real. I'm sorry that ever started and became a thing.

Just wondering if the longer hair is to hide the "circus freak deformity" (Colbert's words) of his ear sticking out a bit.
I couldn't believe how better-looking John Oliver became with his HBO haircut.

I gave Corden many chances, but finally took him off my DVR when I realized he was just doing Fallon's schtick. It irks me that CBS actually gave him a band (with Watts to boot!). The way Corden interviews all the guests at once on the couch is a good idea, but they just push their stupid movie/show, and it's not the…

Tootsi-frootsi!

"I lost my shoe!"

Noah was the typical entitled shithead who would take a girl's virginity then dump her with the stupidest explanation: "Your roommate kept me up all night, I had to study. It's just too much." But the real reason he dumped Meadow is because his parents told him to. You could see they did not like her. So funny that…

Check out Todd VDW's thoughtful ruminations of the whole series:
http://www.avclub.com/tv/th…

Love the Old 97s, and glad to see folks still know about them. Browning is correct; Too Far to Care is as perfect as alt-country got back then.
*Ties onion to belt, walks away singing "Barrier Reef"*

Hey girl, I'm eating cereal for you.

Oh God did you see the LIOLI with the blended family who had their grown-ass adult kids living with them in the tiny block house? They were all, "This house is too small, especially when my son's girlfriend stays over."
I was shouting at the tv like a lunatic, "You don't need David and Hillary, you need to get those…

House Porn. I can watch hours of it, like regular porn.
House Hunters International is really where it's at when it comes to absolutely hating the buyers, though.

Then you must text during live shows or movies, and rest assured everyone hates you. *Old-married-lady death stare*

No, constantly texting anywhere during a show is incredibly rude and distracts the people surrounding the texter. I was at a taping of Wait Wait where a girl next to me would not stop texting: lit screen in a dark theater, tap tap tap tap tap tap…tell me that's not annoying. When she finally looked up and saw my…

For some reason I love it when Gordon is a jerk to the other trains. You tell 'em, Gordon!

My workplace helped promote the "Day Out with Thomas" tour, and we got a mountain of tickets from the show's producers. I first thought, how the hell are we going to get rid of all these. But it turned out not to be a problem, kids love that damn train.
(It's actually pretty cool: an actual antique train is fitted to…