Real question: Do all sports bars get batshit crazy during the Finals, or is it just down here in South Florida when the Heat is up?
Last Thursday my area sports bar had three police details, and the bar had to start a $10 minimum policy because folks were bringing their own bottles in. 
I mean, really. If you must…

I can't stand any of TDS correspondents now. The golden age of Helms/Corddry/Carell is way over.

I've only seen clips on The Soup (and the end of the show before The Soup starts), but Scott gets a pass for one thing he did a while back:
Khloe got a brazilian wax and was loudly complaining how much her cooch itches. Scott walks in shirtless, carrying the baby on his hip. Without a word, he grabs a bag of frozen…

He sounds like Charlie from Always Sunny.

…Which explains Hugo.

I was going to comment that no matter how much Chris Brown swung at Aaliyah, his little fists just went through air, which frightened and confused him. Then he cried.

That flick stands the test of time, it just has everything (Fast cars! A meet-cute! Smashing shit up! The glory of CB radio! The most badass 18-wheeler ever, with a Basset Hound!)
And isn't Sally Field at her most adorable? She runs circles around today's chick-sidekicks.
And mother-bitchin' Jackie Gleason as Sheriff…

For me, it was after watching Shutter Island. Leo's squint-acting and dumb-faces-meant-to-be-acting up against superior people (Kingsley, Sydow, Ruffalo and even Michelle Williams) made me realize DiCaprio is not very good as a lead. His puffy baby-face is all the more distracting.

Dammit, Hodor, quit copying Peter Gabriel with your album titles!

Do the Hodor Shake!
*Group of White Walkers and Unsullied appear, dancing like fools*

Rock over Kings Landing, rock over Winterfell.
Wildfire, it burns shit up.

And when Judy's cheating ex-husband comes crawling back, she gives him the heave-ho.
In the epilouge, it says she marries the CEO of Xerox, which is good for her, but is it feminism?

She was a badass. "I'm going to count to ten."

There is a guy who is often at my favorite sports bar who looks exactly like him and wears a yarmulke. I call him The Jewish George RR Martin.

Dear Savage Dik: I have a female friend who was in a relationship with a guy for 20 years. They bought a house together and had "commitment papers" (whatever that is as opposed to marriage) drawn up. No kids.
About three years ago, the guy starts hanging out with a woman from his work. Exclusively. As in they would go…

The dowry includes a paper bag.

Is it possible for Heartbroken to sue the piece-of-shit-on-the-side? Can you sue on behalf of the kids (claim that she stole their tuition savings)? You can sue someone for homewrecking (such an old-fashioned word).

Well a big part of that couple's problem is having four kids before age 30. And ten bucks says she will have a fifth soon, despite how bad things are. It's a terrible situation, but why not woman-up, get some low-cost birth control at PP, and do everything you can for those four kids. This includes making sure they go…

Mutations is the soundtrack for Sunday mornings.

Lowbrow, of course. But worth it.
*will now randomly say Brown all weekend*