Spoiled the same way. I love you, Brian Williams, but that one time fuck you.

AJ cries…tries to kill himself in dumbest way ever. Tony saves him.

AJ cries…tries to kill himself in dumbest way ever. Tony saves him.

Tony goes to Vegas. Bangs chick Chris used to bang. Takes drugs. He gets it.

Tony goes to Vegas. Bangs chick Chris used to bang. Takes drugs. He gets it.

But her books give women who never had an orgasm something to read.

But her books give women who never had an orgasm something to read.

At a friend's birthday party-bonfire. I threw a box of old paperwork in there, and a few people brought last years' christmas trees which flare up spectacularly.

At a friend's birthday party-bonfire. I threw a box of old paperwork in there, and a few people brought last years' christmas trees which flare up spectacularly.

Aw, not even a Happy Thanksgiving…OF COCK yet? We're a bunch of softies when the holidays come around.

Aw, not even a Happy Thanksgiving…OF COCK yet? We're a bunch of softies when the holidays come around.

Yep, definitely more of a time to just shut up and make coffee for the guy. But in JT's case, live a douche, die a douche.

Yep, definitely more of a time to just shut up and make coffee for the guy. But in JT's case, live a douche, die a douche.

"C'mon, admit it, aren't you…relieved?"

"C'mon, admit it, aren't you…relieved?"

And I love how that dude wouldn't take her "blood money" for such on-the-nose advice.

And I love how that dude wouldn't take her "blood money" for such on-the-nose advice.

Paulie gets pissed. Drives on Chris' lawn. Tony laughs.

Paulie gets pissed. Drives on Chris' lawn. Tony laughs.

For real on the parenting. I love the end of the episode where Roseanne finds out DJ has been skipping school, and Darlene was encouraging him.
DJ is waiting for his mom to take him to school. She walks into the living room dressed in overalls and a straw hat, looking ridiculous.
DJ's mouth falls open in shock. "You…