For real on the parenting. I love the end of the episode where Roseanne finds out DJ has been skipping school, and Darlene was encouraging him.
DJ is waiting for his mom to take him to school. She walks into the living room dressed in overalls and a straw hat, looking ridiculous.
DJ's mouth falls open in shock. "You…

One of my favorites:
(DJ is pointing his finger an inch away from Darlene.)
Darlene: Stop it!
DJ: I'm not touching you.
(Darlene hits DJ)
DJ (to his mom): But I didn't touch her!
Roseanne: Then it wasn't worth it, huh?

One of my favorites:
(DJ is pointing his finger an inch away from Darlene.)
Darlene: Stop it!
DJ: I'm not touching you.
(Darlene hits DJ)
DJ (to his mom): But I didn't touch her!
Roseanne: Then it wasn't worth it, huh?

Hey, pipes is pipes!

Hey, pipes is pipes!

100K to relocate to Maine? Really? Was Marie going to open an ice cream shop or something?

100K to relocate to Maine? Really? Was Marie going to open an ice cream shop or something?

Delvis! Where you been, mang?

Delvis! Where you been, mang?

Yeah at first I was all, "Blanca you bitch!", but then I knew she was being the realistic adult.

Yeah at first I was all, "Blanca you bitch!", but then I knew she was being the realistic adult.

Oh man, when Tony gave Hesh the fucking Cleaver cap and nothing else. The expectation, then disgust, on Hesh's face was priceless.

Oh man, when Tony gave Hesh the fucking Cleaver cap and nothing else. The expectation, then disgust, on Hesh's face was priceless.

Tony has a gambling problem. And…
Carmela's pissed.

Tony has a gambling problem. And…
Carmela's pissed.

"Now imagine (Todd VDW) introducing them like an announcer on an ad for a Time-Life classic rock compilation."
- Read about legendary New Jersey mob boss Tony Soprano, who was so mean he stabbed a capo just for laughing.

"Now imagine (Todd VDW) introducing them like an announcer on an ad for a Time-Life classic rock compilation."
- Read about legendary New Jersey mob boss Tony Soprano, who was so mean he stabbed a capo just for laughing.

I always wanted to see a spinoff where Paulie is obsessed with finding out who offed Tony. Meanwhile, he would still test the NJ and NY families, trying to see if he would be better off with Patsy or Butchie. All with predictably hilarious results.

I always wanted to see a spinoff where Paulie is obsessed with finding out who offed Tony. Meanwhile, he would still test the NJ and NY families, trying to see if he would be better off with Patsy or Butchie. All with predictably hilarious results.

Chris said he was going to get "wings like Paulie" when he got made.