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Acts of Janice
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So, can I stop doing the Sack house?

"AGAIN with the fuckin' vitamins?!?"
That's Phil, sweating the small stuff.

"AGAIN with the fuckin' vitamins?!?"
That's Phil, sweating the small stuff.

"See my money up there? That's MY ten-spot on the saint's face. I'm an awesome Catholic!"

"See my money up there? That's MY ten-spot on the saint's face. I'm an awesome Catholic!"

Even longer since she was in Playboy and more fappable and quiet.

Even longer since she was in Playboy and more fappable and quiet.

The stolen wine pops up again and again for the rest of the series, usually being consumed during important plot points. A great reminder of ill-gotten gains.

The stolen wine pops up again and again for the rest of the series, usually being consumed during important plot points. A great reminder of ill-gotten gains.

Chris gets married.

Chris gets married.

Why don't you let Billy sing?!?

Why don't you let Billy sing?!?

Natural lighting or GTFO.

Natural lighting or GTFO.

Looks like an outtake from Rock of Ages, but I could march into those chest hairs, with a torch, and live happily.

Looks like an outtake from Rock of Ages, but I could march into those chest hairs, with a torch, and live happily.

Fassbender threw me with the scraggly beard on The Daily Show last night, but he's still hawt. Didn't like Shame as much as I thought I would, though.

Fassbender threw me with the scraggly beard on The Daily Show last night, but he's still hawt. Didn't like Shame as much as I thought I would, though.

"Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted is…a potential future stoner’s delight."