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Acts of Janice
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"Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted is…a potential future stoner’s delight."

It's Sopranos Home Movies, but I just think it's sad that a married couple only does oral once a year. It's the quintessential meaning of giving and receiving.

It's Sopranos Home Movies, but I just think it's sad that a married couple only does oral once a year. It's the quintessential meaning of giving and receiving.

Well I was going to say "he sees more ass than a toilet seat", but that's crude. And I wanted to keep the bang-theme going.

Well I was going to say "he sees more ass than a toilet seat", but that's crude. And I wanted to keep the bang-theme going.

Preferably at Coachella, rapping with Snoop Dog.

Preferably at Coachella, rapping with Snoop Dog.

Never trust Sil when he's wielding a Dustbuster.

Never trust Sil when he's wielding a Dustbuster.

Yeah, Tony was interested in the idea, and you could see the wheels turning: A proven good earner setting up shop elsewhere, more money, and Phil never has to know.

Yeah, Tony was interested in the idea, and you could see the wheels turning: A proven good earner setting up shop elsewhere, more money, and Phil never has to know.

The truth? The Fashion Industry hates women. Said pastel pants and the inexplicable popularity of platform shoes are prime examples.

The truth? The Fashion Industry hates women. Said pastel pants and the inexplicable popularity of platform shoes are prime examples.

"Where's his hat?!?" Everyone notices hats, Paulie!

"Where's his hat?!?" Everyone notices hats, Paulie!

That and Jim had most likely banged all the other dudes in town already.
Jim the gay volunteer fireman, with that 'stache and muscles…I bet he bangs like a screen door in a hurricane.

That and Jim had most likely banged all the other dudes in town already.
Jim the gay volunteer fireman, with that 'stache and muscles…I bet he bangs like a screen door in a hurricane.

Execution so flawed, there were Gay Vito recaps on The Soup.

Execution so flawed, there were Gay Vito recaps on The Soup.

(Vito) rides some bikes. Put out some fires, start some fires.