Those poor frogs…

The cat would just lick it off, no problem. That's why I always wipe my boogers on the dog.

I'm just happy that Dan took Little Miss Meth-Ain't-So-Bad to town. And wow, gay porn stars know a lot about life and stuff.

I just get distracted because the guy is walking around the bathhouse barefoot. Gross. Those floors are covered in athlete's foot fungi.

And that woman standing with Sheen there…did the casting actually call for "De-facto coke whore?"

The Marlins have a shiny new stadium in Little Havana with absolutely no parking.
MARLINS ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR!

The man is an Anti-Plutoite. Don't trust him.

Right here with you, Richie. Phill Phill is lost without his precious gee-tar. He contorted like Joe Cocker during the group sing last night.
Last week during practice, when Diddy abruptly stopped Phill the very second he clutched the guitar and scrunched up his face DM-style…I never loved Diddy so much as that moment.

Hate, hate, hate this show. Let me count the ways:
- 16 and too stupid to know anything about birth control
- 16 and parents are clueless mirrors of my future self
- 16 and my boyfriend says condoms hurt
- 16 and jumped up and down after sex
- 16 and anyone who isn't happy for me is evil

So if you do the same ol' thing (Phil Phill) or whateverthafuckyawant (HeeJun), you're fine. Do what the experts tell you (Erika) and buh-bye.

I'M MOSLEY!!!

"Loses something in the translation", for real. Wait for the British version to hear Attenborough. It hurt to hear Sigorney Weaver's voice on Planet Earth.

Gordon Lightfoot can clear a party real fast as well.

Dammit, yes I was. Logging off now.

Becker and Fagen can be really funny. On the Two Against Nature DVD they discuss the percentage of studio musicians who hate them. They figure about 70 percent are mad at them "for making them play different."

I was driving home from Key West some time ago, and Your Gold Teeth II happened to play on my ipod. Can't think about that trip without hearing the song, and vice versa.

I have Citizen too and love it. Just put them all on shuffle and leave it.

He was in The Blues Brothers too. Wouldn't be the band without him.

Ascribing value to stuff is very metal.

Just turn off the movie when they leave LA. Vastly improves it.