Yo, Violet's coming!

Nature porn, it is.

"I locked myself out of my office again. Well, I'm going home."

So they went from 98 to what, 88? This will take forever.

Mmmm, young George Clooney. You're in for a treat.
Stop watching when they switch Beckys.

I cringe when I see Michael Imperioli doing those ads for tequila.

I really dig how it wraps up on the ladies' side, and what they mean in a young man's life:
Haruko forever in cosmic pursuit (the first love, nobody measures up to her)
Mamimi leaving and following her talent, her photos get published (the "wrong" girl, but gets under the skin anyway)
Ninamori leaping and generally…

Oh, the eyebrows that will be arched!

I clicked on this for a yummy picture of Michael Fassbender. The fuck?

Saving the economy (namely yours) one lame movie at a time. This valuable public service provided by Plumberduck.

There Will Be Blood: Great American movie or the GREATEST American movie?

Happens to nearly all my teacher friends, and it's so sad. Every June, like clockwork, one of them declares, "It's the Summer of ___!!!" and they do fuck-all for two and a half months.

Your opinion HDB: do you think today's new cars are flimsier than ever? No matter what they cost, don't they feel, well, cheap?
Asking because I spent a long time picking a new car. I had a '99 Buick Regal for 11 years and loved it to death. Everything I looked at did not measure up: Nissan Altima, Honda Accord,…

Isn't it just like THE MAN to give the brothers the shortest and coldest month of the year?!?

My FB rule; do not friend (or friend then immediately silence) someone who has only their kid as their profile picture. Is this your kid's FB page? Of course not; it's yours, bozo.
Don't ge me wrong, profile pictures WITH your kid is alright (and I mean just barely alright), but if it is ONLY your kid (or worse, a…

Absolutely. Still happy as hell with Mr. Acts after 10+ years for the same reasons. High five.

All this AND he banged Helen Mirren in her hottie days? A life well-lived.

"Ah, so you decided to stick with your real father after all." (Or something like that)

"What's that kid got that I haven't got?!?"

One of the scenes in RD that disturbed me most was when Mr. Orange got shot. It was so sudden and random; they plan to just take this lady's car, but things go wrong for everyone.
(Also a reason not to carry your gun along in the car.