Not even a Jake Blues quote: "How much for your weemen, the leetle girl? Sell them to me!"

I need to refresh my sewing skills to get started on my craft idea: making a quilt out of favorite old t-shirts. Take the front and back of the shirt, stuff the middle, and sew 'em together.

If you don't have it yet, get Pre-History of The Far Side: A 10th Anniversary Exhibit. Larson writes about how he got started and features his favorite drawings with the stories behind them. The cartoons that his ediors banned are the best. Hilarious, plus you kinda get to know him and his thought process.

Right here. I am addicted to fuzzy slipper-socks.

A soft-sided rolling cooler. It has zipper pockets to put napkins and openers in, and I love that extra shit. Just in time too, since "stripey soft cooler" (so old it had a name) sprung a leak days ago.

Is Barry her favorite? He seems like a fun guy to hang around, even though he almost never has the best luck with the lockers.

There was a SNL sketch about that, and it was perfect. A promo for the "All new season of The Sopranos", and the characters have no idea where they left off. So they end up watching the DVDs. As they are bitching about how bad "the Christopher Columbus episode" was, Ralphie strolls in. "What are you doing here? You're…

So, can I stop doing the Sack house or what?

Just saw the Tony's crew dinner scene again recently. I had forgotten how great that was; the guys frankly discussing how they feel about their boss, leading up to Vito declaring that HE certainly was not going to sacrifice himself…right at the moment when Tony walks in! And Tony's stern speech…you know Ton' heard…

When smokers can do a heavy closed-mouth exhale like it was nothing, they've already boarded the Cancer Bus.

Lots of cold medication FTW.

When Tony B's "date" leaves the farm and says, "Thanks for the massage. My toe hardly hurts anymore." The look on B's face says it all. He WAS a good masseuse, and really could have done well.

I just love it when Tony looks up, mid-sentence, and just books it the hell out of there, and Johnny's all, "Whaa?"

Johnny gets busted by the feds. Faceplant in the snow. Tony runs home.

That sums up the whole "undisclosed buyer" ilk right there. Who are these wealthy weirdos who buy things like this just to keep for themselves? I imagine most are Russian for some reason.

It was for his work on the Rosebud Peas commercial.

Titanic? The Notebook? It was likely meant as irony. (You identify as a Hipster DBag, so it would make sense that you know quite a few fellow HDB's too, si?)

Okay, now you have me thinking about The Critic: Harvey Keitel in…The Slide Whistle!
- "It is time for us to make love."
*Ascending slide whislte*
- "What do you think of me naked?"
*Descending slide whistle*

Heh, "taking the plunge". I see what you did there.
I'm sticking up for Dogville too, and offer Mandalay as a follow-up. Both are very well done and thought-provoking. I always suggest those for people who say they "love the art of moviemaking."

I can now appreciate "Whip My Hair", but only sung like that.
Fallon told a story about how he talked Springsteen into dressing as 70's Bruce. At first Springsteen was against it and would only go onstage as he was. Fallon said, "Come on, I'm dressing as 70's Neil Young. This will be funny." Springsteen slowly agreed…