Pubic Servizzz

The true gauge of Beatle coolness is the order in which they appeared on The Simpsons.
Ringo: Coolest. "I hung it on me wall."
George: Close second. "What a nice guy"
Paul: Distant third because it was so obvious he was getting on The Simpsons bandwagon. It was years after the heyday, but the people should embrace him…

It's what a 60-something man looks like when he's had no "work" done on his face. It's unusual these days, unfortunately.

Gawd, that dinky burner-phone ringtone. I want to put that on my iphone as my work ring.

She was the Queen Jersey Girl: the nails, hair, dripping with gold jewelry and wearing heels indoors. No other chick on the show (except Valentina) wore it to the max like that. And when they showed her in her underwear…Yowza! Could bounce a quarter off that tummy. Artie was right; Chris did not deserve her.
Her…

Didn't Angie make the biggest "comeback" of any Sopranos character? She was shut out of the wives' club (Carm and Ro discuss how her husband was a rat) and serving up samples at the market. Then she started putting "money on the street" and bought herself that Corvette. You know she loved rubbing that in Carm's…

I found Cosette!

Shoot her in the woods.

I heard that one too (Go Gators!). It usually is told just before or after the one about Century Tower. Whatever, I still get tingly when Petty shouts, "Out on 441, like waves crashing on the beach.": Hey, I know where that is, and people call it 13th Street.
I also went to several parties where the hosts claimed the…

Love that scene. You don't yet know what Tony sees, but it's SOMETHING to make him haul ass like never before.

I know, it's like: Melfi is having fun. With friends! Even though she was there for just a second, I was wondering where she was off to next and wished that Tony would call out to her, although of course he wouldn't (Toodle-fucking-oo).

You call for a date? Can I make a drink?

Phil kills Angelo. Tony's cousin kills Billy without Tony's permission.

Shave your balls? Makes your cock look bigger.

Tigger hoodie FTW. Most interesting thing in this video, on or off weed.

"Wake-and-bake or nightcap…"

Ah, the Lockhorns and Family Guy. The episode where Stewie meets himself in the future and is disgusted that his future self finds the Lockhorns amusing, and even cuts them out of Parade…
THE LOCKHORNS WERE NEVER IN PARADE, FAMILY GUY!

Angelo hires Tony's cousin to kill Joey. (And Janice beats the shit out of a soccer mom.)

It could have been anybody like, oh, lets sayyy…Patsy, and it would have made as little sense.

The end-credits music was something to look forward to. This one, "Free", "One of These Days". Fuck yeah.