Fuck it, put my Mob Name on my tombstone. Show folks what a badass I was.

Mr. Jefferson was the only one who appreciated Eric Cartman's melodious voice.

*SPOILER*
But when Vito talks to Finn in the hospital while Tony is in a coma, Vito playfully touches Finn's hand. Was that flirting or intimidation?

And it got The Sopranos on The Soup. Every week was a "Gay Vito" recap.

Tony S. sneaked Tony B.'s splooge out of prison so B's wife could have the twins, so there's something Soprano did for Blundetto's family.

Meadow dates the goofiest guy in the world and gets him a construction job. Sees Vito blowing a dude.

Brad Pitt in BAR taught me that if you are hiding in a closet and someone comes in the room, STAY IN THE CLOSET.

He wants to quit so he can stop reading. Pitt is not the sharpest crayon in the box, have you ever seen him smoothly put two sentences together in his own writing? Not possible. Years ago, The Daily Show had a clip of him making a speech about stem-cell research. It was so bad, even Stewart was a little embarrassed at…

Jennifer A. was lucky to have banged him while he was still red hot.

Watching them in a continuous circle (it's on A&E, I have a tv at work, why not?) made me pick up those he-is-dead things, intended or not. When Sil was having dinner with a guy who was killed at the table (can't remember who), Sil says to the guys later, "I didn't even hear the first shot."

Like when Meadow came out, "Oh, she's so dark!"

Can't quote it word-for-word, but when Carm tells off Father Phil after catching him with Ro. "It has something to do with sex!" She could have kicked him in the balls and it would have hurt less.

Definitely go full skank.

There's a bar-b-que. Throws Carmela in the pool. Bangs Carmela in the pool. Tony sneaks out of the house.

It's not a bad thing to be the go-to person for a particular band/song/album, since "What is that band/song/album?" is a common question. As opposed to "what was that dragon's name?"

But isn't being a zombie/dragon geek quite easy? Compared to knowing everything about The Doors (or other iconic bands), which actually happened, backed up with facts and everything. Just like with the vampire geeks, fascination with zombies/dragons can be molded into what is popular about them that month.

The Doors had no bass. The gypsies had no home. Don't let that frighten you, let it free you!

Good Lord, what if Jackson's doctor WAS Hibbert?
"Now we're going to give you a little nighty-night juice." *Hee hee hee!*

"Looking for someone to blame", that's what it was. Dr. Murray is guilty of being greedy and unethical. But Jackson's murder? No.
If Murray had refused to administer the ocean of drugs needed to keep Jackson functioning, another greedy, unethical doctor would have been there in a second. Murray COULD have reported the…

The show should have a charity auction. The Shushing Guy Dune Buggy cartoon would command top-dollar. People could also bid for Kitten Mittons, Dick Towels and a copy of Charlie's Dram Bok.