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Acts of Janice
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Were you on the sidewalk? I understand your anger: Pedestrians have the right-of-way on sidewalks, and any bicycle on the sidewalk must abide by ped rules. A bell or polite but loud "passing on your left" is a must, but being rude is not.
Last month I was carjacked at gunpoint by two "youts", so I have anger issues to

Which is interesting because Paddy's could be the quintessential hipster bar: divey, dirty, nobody knows about it, only serves cheap beer, interesting regulars, etc.

Love the username and avitar, yo.

Both quests had their moments. When Charlie and Dennis are guzzling gin at the hipster bar, abusing the bartender before aggressively waving him away while talking about how much rude people suck.
It's nice to see a Dee/Mac story, they work so good together because they are married in real life. (When Mac does the

And they are all there because it's a bar without a sign, so it must be REALLY COOL! (Said without a shred of irony). Kill 'em all.

So if Phil Spector DID have a taco party outside his office, who would be the last to get the mimeograph?

Yeah and think of poor Eric. Sure he's creepy, but he's standing right there!

Like Gram Parsons, she spontaneously combusted.

Fran's story seems more believable. I can picture Jun creeping around and leering at her, but too chickenshit to do anything. Plus, that was Johnny's gal.

A friend recently obtained his uncle's car, a cherry-red Cadillac. I call it The Phil Leotardo Caddy.

I know. It's like we ARE Tony, sitting there just as uncomfortably, wanting to get away. But it doesn't stop; she sings the whole song!
When the show first aired, the wave of relief when the scene shifted could be felt all over the HBO viewing area.

Tony meets his dad's goomah. She's creepy.

The videophone bit still works today. Sometimes I sway back and forth like Debbie Reynolds did when I'm on the webcam.

That woman deserves her revenge. And we deserve to say snarky, misanthropic things before we die.

Puss' owner was poor, and at the start of the story is contemplating eating the cat because he is starving. Puss tells Owner he can make Owner a rich man if Owner spares his life. Owner is not really passive, but has faith his cat won't bail on him (religious bend there?). Yeah, lying and class-warfare ensue. But Puss

Or Pussy-something.

Hey you need a brick? Cause I know you have sheep, bro.

If you want to build cities, you got to build roads.

How come the plot was not the original Puss In Boots STORY? It has everything: Puss cleverly manipulating events to better his dipshit owner, a castle and a fucking giant! Jack's magic beans? Get the hell out of here.

Paulie's mom/aunt was so sweet, if a little confused, so it hurt to see those old bitches (one doesn't even live there!) treat her so badly. Hey, she even bought Cookie a Hallmark card from the gift shop. She cared enough to send the very best! *sobs*