I found a piece of pie without any blood on it. Anyone want a bite?

“Hey, I’m a child of the ’60s. I can do a little improv,” he said. His improv amounted to speaking in medieval character to other patrons.

During the rehearsal you see the finished script in a binder, and it's a goddamn tome.

No, I was wondering that actually? I always heard it as "assling", not that that makes any more sense (but totally could be an affectionate insult). I also thought Uhtred wanted to be an "elderman". Maybe I need subtitles….

"You know I have a heart condition, right?"
"What, did you get a key made?"

I loved when Ash asked the bartender for two of whatever the lady's having… and he comes back with two full glasses of white wine.

Not really. Kroll Show has a fixation on reality shows (and TV in general) that KitH never had.

I'm really partial to "foodbag" as a putdown actually.

"I tell ya, I get no regard. No regard at all! No esteem neither."

Laughed a lot at the three dogs falling down the chimney one after the other.

Kristen Schaal's recent bit on the Daily Show about Republican ads targeting women was the funniest thing I've seen them do in a long time.

Nude. Tayne.

Tenny mucho mucho deniro in su trucky-trailer?

You must not be familiar with Game of Thrones

"Now Mario's dead. I'm killing everyone! Why couldn't Ponce have three lives like Mario?"

I love those few moments in the series when his last few words are in a higher pitch, for no reason at all.

Everything about the wall they build is so great and absurd.
"Captain Lavender! Raisins are building a barrier! And we need to build a wall to break it down!"

Missing from the "unhappiest to learn" column: the Arbre du Ténéré which was at one time the most isolated tree in the world (growing in a desert with no other tree for 400 km in any direction). Of course it was knocked down by a drunk driver in 1973.

[strange giggle]

"Heres the order of deportations - first we'll be rounding up your tired, then your poor and then your huddled masses yearning to breathe free"