The brother out cold with his mouth wide open in the back of the police car — now that's an image I can relate to!

Tell it to me! Tell it to me! Drink the corn liquor, let the cocaine be!!

Fuck! Shit! Piss!
Fuckity-fuck-fuck!!!

Scarlett
Is the Scarlett referred to in the press release Scarlett Johannsen, and if so is she playing the Scarlet Witch? Because if so that is some lazy-ass casting.

Yeah, but does "Death Race 2000" end with the comic genius of Ethel Merman slipping on a banana peel? I don't think so.

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

If you're paying attention to the most interesting man in the world, you know manliness smells like Grecian formula, Brut 33, and skunked Dos Equis.

Vetiver is an indie folk-rock band on the Subpop label. They may or may not have a distinctive smell.

Or the wars in Star Wars

Pandora Peaks en Univision!
Where else would a freakishly-chested porn star be given the movie premiere red carpet treatment, where the front row seats aren't' filled with a bunch of pervs but rather wholesome young women who treat Ms. Peaks like she's Madonna? And I loved the first question from the audience, which…

"I tried to get my ass a visa, they said, no, no, no…"

The New Pornographers are a supergroup, but only in Canada.

Neko eats pigs like you for breakfast, as do most North Americans.

k.d. perry kissed k.d. lang & She Liked It

Hollywood Knights
It would be fun to return to the era of car clubs and drive-ins every week, following the adventures of Newbomb Turk and the Knights. They stuffed a lot of interesting characters into that film. I think it would be great to revive it or something like it (but not "American Graffiti," which was…

An addition to this week's Index
Somewhere between Mildly Irritating and Intolerable — The use of symbols or cutesy abbreviations in place of actual profanity (Exhibit A: $#*@& My Dad Says).
George Carlin is probably turning in his effin' grave!

An aside to Gern: I'm loving that handle.

Krispy Kreme-scented tasers.

Cedric the Entertainer is….Matlock!

Do It Again
from "The Weight is a Gift" is a damn catchy song.