This is intolerable!!

You may have noticed that her face had cleared up nicely by the end of the episode. Must be her healthy diet.

"Sit on it, Lando!"
"Whatchoo talkin bout, Ackbar?"
"TA-TOOOO-IIIIIINE!!"
"Well, kiss my [doesn't translate]!"

Mount Suvius!!

Do you mean Thurl, son of Hurl? That Thurl?

I am Jack's collapsed lung
I pictured Jack sitting in the ambulance during the commercial break, pointing a gun at his internal organs, and telling his lung in particular that if it tried to collapse, "I WILL kill you!!!" The day that Jack truly, completely retires is the day his body finally turns on him (and then…

My favorite REM album is still Life's Rich Pageant, with the best deep cuts being "Begin the Begin" and "I Believe," probably because they rocked harder than anything they had done up to that point (which is also probably why I like the newest one, Accelerate, so much).

I'm like a milkaholic
but for boobs.

I just started "Little, Big" again after having quit on it a third of the way through. I'm enjoying it much more this time.

"Hey Professor, take those fucking batteries out of the communications device you're making — we got a show to put on and need them for the record player!!!"

80 is the new 69

I probably thought that song was about James Taylor…
but I'm too bored to really care one way or the other.

I don't know how you could make the Enron story more cinematic, unless you tried to do what Stone did with Gordon Gecko/Ivan Boesky in"Wall Street," or Soderbergh with "The Informant." A "true-crime" murder mystery seems like a natural specimen for the cinematic documentary, but Enron? Tell me how to make Andrew…

"Twilight 3: Grizzly Bear vs. Vampire Weekend"

Big Love
Looking forward to "Big Love" but everybody knows that America's favorite polygamy drama is "Desperate Housewives."

The Laugh Meter? Those are all dead people.

Or the "Elton John."

I found both of these in the $5 bin at Wal Mart, if that is any kind of commentary on their quality.

says the guy who ate it in the first Star Wars movie.

I recall as a kid watching Robert Preston in "The Music Man" tell the townfolk that he was "Class of Aught-Six," and not having a clue what that meant.