I got so mad after hearing about this show.  Don't know how justifiable it is, but I spent the last 2 years working for a woman who filed everyone as an independent contractor instead of an employee, and I wouldn't put it past her to sign up for some shit like this.  Now I'm in retail.

Is there some way to search the site for an archive of Big Red No photos?

Come to think of it, I've never seen Seth Meyers and Jimmy Neutron in the same room.

"What happened to your wheelchair?" "Stolen."
"How did they get in?" "I DON'T KNOW"

Damn these electric sex pants

I swear I thought that said "some sphincter material".

I'm on your side.

So true.  I'll be honest, I've been crying a little while reading through the comments because I'm terrified of what's in store for AVC.

I really hope this lasts.  Everything comes to an end, it just matters how long it takes.  But I would really, really miss you all if AVC disappeared quickly.

@avclub-d542a3419c3ad57206a96bcc86155ebc:disqus It would've been cool if you said cousin.

Agreed.  I miss old books from elementary school, I was a big fan of Roald Dahl and the Wayside School series.

@avclub-84ca205fe6bc691c41c3bfe5a2820a15:disqus @avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus I'm really saddened by this conversation, and I want you two to know that I'm with you.  I grew up in a house that valued reading and news and social contact, and I'm terrified to see all that seemingly disappearing.  i…

I was explaining to my friend what hunger-dunger-dang sounded like - all I had to do was mention Hinder and she instantly understood.

HEY!  Bennigan's was a beloved restaurant in my Russian community in the early 2000's…

@ColdGottoBe:disqus Don't know the plotline, but my friends watched it at midnight one day and now I'm left out of all the inside jokes.

Aw, come on, Hey Arnold's on Nick.

Tell me about it.  I see things like Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated and The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror in my history (although, admittedly, that last one made me cry with laughter).

Back in high school, one of my best friends came up with a formula called the  "ass-face ratio" based on a pizza-faced guy that wouldn't stop hitting on us.  She confidently informed him that there was no possible way that his ass was less zit-covered than his face.

I started reading when I was 16/17, thanks to the Hater, Newswire, and New Cult Canon.  1/3's not bad.
Mwah, Scott!

@Thats_Unpossible:disqus Ugh, that scene.  Seasons 2-3 are among my favorites of the show, but man, they had a bunch of scenes like that.  Luke pushing Jess in the pond comes to mind.