God.  And considering how excited he was to do all the projects he listed yesterday.

Fuzzy wuzzy

As someone who's favorite film is the Virgin Suicides and who re-watched Lost in Translation, Marie Antoinette, and Lick the Star about 20 times last year, I was super disappointed with Somewhere.  What a waste of time.

2, 3, 1, 4, 5, 7, 6

Nate Ruess of fun.

Wetness is the essence of beauty.

You want your pink shirt back?

I thought it was like Butterfinger, which is one of my most hated chocolate concoctions.

I actually felt a little sad at the end of the show.  The closing song, with McFarlane and Chenoweth, really put a damper on the whole night.  Seriously - with the visual effects people getting cut off, and Emmanuelle Riva losing, and Joaquin Phoenix's pissed-off expression right before he knew he would lose - that…

Bleh, agreed.  Man and I really fucking love the Stooges.

All the other kids with the fucked up kids
Better stop better stop fucking other kids

Totally agreed @avclub-6997a8bd0e1042b70b60c5c879a1780e:disqus , thank god you wrote this.

Chris has also become one of my top characters on the show.  I never comment on P&R, so I'm guessing this has definitely been said before, but I love that everyone has gradually evolved throughout the seasons.  Usually a ton of shows peter out by the 5th season, but I think P&R has consistently gotten better in the…

The word perdet' is slang for "to fart" in Russian.

As soon as the scene cut I think he said something like "Not again…"

Pirate Bay's top 100 seems pretty accurate for an audience that heavily relies on the Internet for watching shows.  It does have Community on there, though its numbers are nowhere near How I Met Your Mother or The Big Bang Theory.

I thought the exact same thing.  I was also paranoid that Nielsen measured every single show you landed on, so I tried not to stay on any channel for more than 3 seconds (especially whenever Full House aired instead of the Cosby Show).

Not sure if this will hold up, but Santino's alternate reality impressions of Tim Gunn are pretty fucking good.
"Andrae you really embarrassed me tonight at Red Lobster"

Mantis Toboggan too (but I like Vic Vinegar way more).

Believe it or not, that institution actually exists.  Almost every immigrant I knew (including myself) somehow became friends with their mom's cousin's neighbor's tax man's son or daughter.