As am I.

Great
Someone left the cake out in the rain,
And I'll never have that recipe agaaaawwwwwwwwuuuuuuaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn

Yeah, I can't believe that song's up here.

Yeah, even if you think that whatever you like is lame, at least don't show it. It gives people even more of an excuse to mess with you.

That's what you tink.

As a fellow Jew, I know what you mean.

Beef
I kinda like LaBeouf. He can be an asshole sometimes but it works for him.

Sounds like a complementary feature Mac would put out with his Project Badass tapes.

Hung out with friends everyday, watched the Bulls OWN those Southerners, watched Bridesmaids and a great little flick called Sharks in Venice.

"I've never once in my life found anything that any woman ever said to be particularly funny" seems like a pretty strange thing to say. Never, not even once? What the hell happened?

Most Apatow movies don't add up to my expectations, but Bridesmaids was pretty decent. To be perfectly honest, the best laughs I get are when I'm simply hanging out with my friends. I don't think any comedic movie I've seen has lived up to that.

Dude
What about Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky? That has to be a given.

Troll 2
Don't know the name of it (of if anyone will read this), but what the hell are the guys watching in their camping trailer? I remember someone was wearing a gorilla costume and flying around with a jetpack.

YAAAH NAVY PIER

Animal Collective should tie their dicks together and run in opposite directions.

Evan Almighty
Bewitched
Red Riding Hood (more of Troll 2-type outing)

Why the hell is there no comment section in it?!

For you Mr. Oates - http://tinyurl.com/mp5aem.

Oh man, so many updates.

Gabourey Sidibe: M O S D E F