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Son of a bitch

That sounded unnecessarily dirty.

I thought that dude was a carpenter.

Aw man
I will miss this show. I'm surprised but I feel like I care about these people.

I can't believe someone else on here has seen Sharktopus. I hadn't laughed that hard in quite some time.

"BLACK SWAN, on the other hand, didn't quite work for me—the fundamental lack of likable characters is probably to blame—but it was the kind of ambitious failure that I like to encourage."

Next to Straight to Hell, Janie Jones is probably my favorite British song.

Add me to the list - Young Loud and Snotty is a fantastic album. I Need Lunch is my go-to song if I want to beat the shit out of someone (sarc mark).

All I can think of is that crazy devil helper monkey that tried to get Craig to drink Drano on Malcolm in the Middle.

I kinda like Ghost Adventures. There are bizarre scene cuts, plus there was an episode where Zak (the main dude, and yes, it's spelled that way) got his butt grabbed by a supposed ghost.

"nigga, pleezy" made me laugh for about ten minutes. Thank you, kind sir.

Btw, Shore Patrol's is the bomb.

Oh, Beirut. Anything by Beirut.

As someone who has numerously been thrown out of the theater for eating my cookies too loudly, I wholeheartedly second that, Mr. Monster.

Flashing Lights is great, but it's no Lost in the World.

Finna. I am almost positive that it'll be 'finna'.

P.S. You'll know you've hit the jackpot if the linoleum has a wide array of colors in it.

I didn't know there were still people who were against buffets, even less so, Chinese ones. Some of the best food you will eat in America will be at a Chinese buffet.

Yeah, damn, Houston's already a suburb.