That, or "shit". Cracks me up.

His face is stuck in Perma-Smirk.

Such a how-dey-do-dat

Living in Romania sure sounds great!

This film is nothing for that country, where I'm sure it'll be received as a crowd-pleasing laugh riot.

"Over for a while"?

Partnered up with Baby Blue

Because I'm a sadist, I watched this back-to-back with Cult.

Cult is freaking dreadful. Much worse than this, and yet more fun!

Whatever you do, don't Google "gaping VanDerWerff"

Good, Yogi

"…but if Skylar was really the hardcore player she’s revealed to be, it
makes no sense that she gave up her immunity for a two-minute chat with
family."

My cousin's in a bubble. Lots of bubble experience.

I move for a bad-court-thingie

I can't stomach Belly.

I finished first in stabbing practice class.

"Movie 43 is the most star-studded collection of jokes involving
menstruation, flatulence, incest, bestiality, Snooki, and nutsacks ever
assembled" ~ The AV Club's Nathan Rabin

Movie 1

A "heist at a state fair"??? Can't wait to get my mitts on all that sweet fried dough money!

Spoilers?