So you're buy-curious?

*Tugs braid, crosses arms beneath breasts*

Please let someone else do these reviews

Please let someone else do these reviews

Yet another groundbreaking story from the pages of the journal, "DUH"

Yet another groundbreaking story from the pages of the journal, "DUH"

Eby is the worst!

Eby is the worst!

Miles: "It's a conscription facility. Soldier factory."

Miles: "It's a conscription facility. Soldier factory."

I'm gunna haul ass to Lollapalooza!

I'm gunna haul ass to Lollapalooza!

Or ass to ass walls

Or ass to ass walls

Taken Also?

Taken Also?

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole.

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole.

No one cares about Uconn vs. Umass?

No one cares about Uconn vs. Umass?