I kinda want to kiss him, but after maybe beating him up a bit.

All I care about is that Lauren Graham got paid

Staite's rights?

His social worker was butterflies

SOCIETY LICKS GOATS

You… a… broad[,] …init… funny[?]

Dramatization! May not hav- oh who are we kidding, we know you did it.

Same for Clay Puppington

Is the doctor at least cute?

Chicago's done has a lot it needs to atone for. Ted 2 is just the beginning

Are you implying I ever stopped?

*Todd Vanderwerff tweets Cookiepuss's address

Fire breathing Singing? Microphones made out of live wires powered by capacitors charged by lightning strikes?

You mitre be right, we're the wrong kind of papal to handle these puns

A real stone-cold bummer

Count Zero would make a much better movie as it's not intensely focused on one character. Plus explosions, gangsters in arcologies, and art fraud.

Well now, who doesn't?

She really just likes yogurt

I'd never heard of them, but my boyfriend at the time was a huge fan of their earlier work. To the point where he hated their new direction and didn't want to go to the show with me. (He didn't like TItus Andronicus either, which should have been a warning sign but anyway..). It might have rubbed off on me, but…

That's how Jaws got started. Love of eating people.