Hawk and Chick's going to make you cry too. Fair warning

Not to mention Utopia did that plot much better. Albeit it was written and filmed prior to Sandy Hook and aired right after.

Stop after the first half of Season 3. It's where things get ridiculous enough to make you start questioning the laws and physics of that particular universe.

While his Daredevil reviews rubbed me the wrong way, I wouldn't mind giving him a chance to rub me the right wa- What? Internet restraining order? That's a thing?

Cat man, don't.

Hey, that really sucked!

You've got something against Neutral Milk Hotel references?

I can say without hyperbole that it's a million times worse

I thought they shut that place down!

Boy, AV Club really has changed!

My current and only understanding as to what Bones is actually like…

The Dark Scour(ing pad)

But, like, set in Maine

"Describe indescribable in a word?"
"Well, what? Hey man, fuck you!"
"You can't, I'm ineffable"

She ruined The Plasti- oh do I even really need to type this out? You should have this playing automatically in your head by now.

I loved The Machinist, Transsiberian and Session 9, but Anderson is so uneven. I hope having other talented people around him does some good. Like Jason Reitman I want to root for him but sometimes his films just, ugh

Single Nigerian Prince here, Internet, looking for some money to build some Pyramids.

So what you're telling me, Great Job! Internet, is that my AMVs stand a chance here?

And here I thought Ska was getting another revival…

This isn't a film review by Dowd, where a C is "Excrement from the bowels of hell"