I know I don't need a Buzzfeed list, but now I'm conditioned to need a list of reasons, preferably with tired GIFs

I agree. It feels like in their avoiding the network S&P division they've managed to make something that'd be endearing and incisive from Jake if they were on cable/HBO and allowed certain verbiage, they've turned it into just something gross.

Certainly we're entering a new era

How can I apply to work at this place?

Worst case scenario people think you really like Breaking Bad. Best case scenario people think you're into ska.
It's win-win!

I know you're upset right now so I'll pretend you didn't say that

Except that they already tried to settle

Uh, I was wearing those…

I'm not looking forward to watching Michael Ian Black fuck a space raccoon. Again, I mean.

I'm about to head to the bank so I can drop a megalodon a few boxes of this stuff.

Trick question! Looks like we've found the nerd!

Second comes right after first

Wait, Bieber's both an orc AND a goblin prince?

Eh, I'm not so sure that Tyrant should be on that list…

That's generally what the writers go for. In the right light the episodes come off as pitch-black comedy instead of overwrought melodrama.

There's a reason they call me honky

Kinda. God stole his look, so Alan Moore stole God's name.

We're talking the original sorceress from hell.

The bass, when dropped, that always lands on its feet.

Onanist!