A drink that starts with the runs and ends in explosive diarrhea?

Have them all named Charlie/Charley/Charlene and we could have a deal.

Did he somehow lose his arms?

Personally I'd rather see Phelps's torso, mainly because it's so weird.

This show has reminded me that I need to start flossing daily as I have a dentist appointment in a month.

Bletch puh-lease

Hannibal goes to the dentist, his greatest fear, and has an impacted wisdom tooth removed. Because it's inconvenient.

Probably going to end up a sing-a-thon ruined by one of the characters bombing a solo. And then a lengthy talk about relevancy.

He ought to sample Slapped Actress

Yeah, being  community college it's not all that expensive to continue taking classes past graduation. You know, for fun.

I still don't.

NEW OR-LEE-ANS
It took until my teenage years to understand what they were saying due to having severe hearing problems as a kid.

I thought it was pretty great. My biggest criticism of late-era Simpsons has been that they drag the jokes on far too long, so something otherwise harmless or tittersome becomes aggravating and annoying. The best episodes these past few seasons, this one included, have had jokes hit their beat and move on to the next…

It's like child exploitation, except moreso

I would very much like to see Franco in the roll of Frank-n-furter in some sort of RHPS revival

BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOU'LL FIND ME

The real green eyed monster was actually Brenda… because she had green eyes… at the end of her tentacles.

My heart shines like, oh, fuck fuck fuck, I need to get to a hospital. Hearts shouldn't be emitting light.

The rights to Bad Company, from what I hear, are pretty cheap. I mean if Glee's going to cover Bad Company itself rather than cover a cover of a Bad Company song.
/topical

Girl-on-guy bukkake, I think I found my new project to film. Nothing pornographic, more a proof-of-concept