You had me at Battledogs. You really had me at werewolves. And I'm pretty sure whatever you did with werewolf virus is illegal as per the 13th amendment

It's how American entertainment culture goes. We experience something new, there's a furor, then we quickly grow bored of it and stop watching.
Frankly I'm more embarrassed how Griffin has co-opted the gay community. How are you straights supposed to take us seriously when you think we all like Kathy Griffin?

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Should I just skip the first season? Because I tried watching this show over the summer and stopped after the first three episodes because I just couldn't get into it.

Coroner: We opened the deceased's mouth and found stuffed a five-dollar bill.
Will: Five-dollar bill? What could this mean?! Abraham Lincoln perhaps? Slavery?! Some sort of underground railway?
Coroner [half-in-character-smirking, half-disgust that his "big break" on a second-rate network is hocking sandwiches]: And it…

Except the in-show ad placements, for which Subway is notorious.
Hannibal: So how about it, Will, I'll solve your mystery if you just allow me a little… snack
Will: No way, I'm not falling for that again.
Hannibal: Will, I'm actually hurt! No, not human flesh but something better…
[looking together at the camera]: SUBWAY!

I'm fairly certain having a soul is contingent on liking sexy space lesbians

I'd make the VA do every iteration uttered in the film

You should probably see a doctor about that

Especially not thoughtless little pigs.

Glitches ain't shit but zeroes and bits / Click on these ones and press the scroll lock I guess?

That the same Black Gurge that killed Tasha Yar?

Hey, they're playing the dragon song!

I thought it was about a dog-finding agency and only tuned in because of Donal Logue.

She was beginning to reconsider her code name change to Blindfold

It ended up all stored in The Box

Don't forget their lovechild Paul WS Anderson.

"Remember that thing you like? Yep, it's still dead."

They have the internet at the library these days. There's pretty much no reason not to go.

Chicago Crime is a bit redundant, don't you think?