Human rights groups were able to tell the defendant was tortured as the only thing he was able to speak was a maddening "Why does it sound like he's crying?" over and over again

Several Bad Puns Later…

Thanks for the link to the tumblr. I'm going to use it for, um, research. Yeah.

HI NORM

Pogs showing the career of Melissa Joan Hart.
Clarissa, Sabrina, that one teacher in SVU that aborted her rape baby from the student played by the guy that played Beaver in Veronica Mars, Clarissa and Veronica having a snark-off, Sabrina visiting family in Annapolis Maryland…
The options are endless

You forgot the hypertext transfer protocol!

Ben Affleck's reticence to being typecast is the only thing preventing the go-ahead of a Gigli sequel after all. Totally.

No she's not, you take that back!

My Hard On Will Go

Seeing him on the insurance commercials is bittersweet. On one hand his talent is being wasted. On the other hand it's good to see that he's still alive and probably being paid in money.

I really liked Queen of the Robots. I think if I ever end up with cybernetic parts I'm going to claim that title.

Maybe it's the other way around.

Get out, I'm piss

Same episode as yours, same scene

Who's on the AV Club comments section at 4:46pm PST?

I talked to Norberto Juan. He told me to tell you to stop it.

What's the dewey decimal section for skynet?

BARTON FINK BARTON FINK

FROM NOW ON THE BABY SLEEPS IN THE CRYPT

Darryl Hannah got taller. And blacker.