I heard your mom became a firefighter.
Yeah, she heard something about them needing big hos

"Then after that showing clips of the show from Andy Anderson being pulled by sled dogs, Louie sticking chopsticks in his nose, to Louie jumping off a diving board at a swimming pool nearly wasting all the water and getting most of the other participants wet due to the fact of him being overweight"

Yes, but what's your policy on lunch?

The quality of a modern Simpsons episode can be shown to correlate with the presence of a guest voice, the current popularity of the guest voice, and whether that guest voice is playing themselves.

I've never told anyone this before, but I suck at girls, and I do it. A lot.

This whole thing's going to end up just being a setup for PTA's next film, right?

Mubbyaybubbye

Hey, you got a whole paragraph. My Dexter notification was because of a handful of words in a parenthetical aside/

If I had it my way, Giant-Sized Man-Thing would be all over the airwaves

I wish an owl would take me away from all this.

By "even worse" you mean "Vastly better", right?

Hehe, it's funny because I don't know him.

She's off to the Branson in the sky.

I ask you not to disparage the method of my conception.

The Sabre seasons of The Office were a Backdoor Pilot to this season of American Horror Story. I'm expecting the Scranton Strangler. Don't disappoint me, Mr Murphy

These monocles don't come cheap, Downton Abbey!

I think "Reality Show Competition Enjoyed By All" speaks for itself

What's Prince up to?

GILF house?

I surely hope nobody googles what I google. Especially not the jury.