Harvey Keitel and a broom.

Snort. You're not a sycophant at all!
I agree, though, I would think he would be more defensive. His tone throughout was "Yeah, I fucked up. What can ya do?"

"Well, fortunately, I don't read. Or watch TV. Or go to the movies. Or go out very much."
Maybe try watching Lost.
"Oh so thaaaat's how it's done.."

Oh fuck, thank you for mentioning this movie. But Kate Beckinsale is the real nut.
"Hi, I like you, but won't actually date you unless you pass a series of nonsenical tests, administered by me, to prove we're destined to be together, because I've based my life on what I mistakenly understand serendipity to be."

I enjoy his films as well, but it's hard to dispute that he's kind of limited as an actor.

Any movie with Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson?

Friends bugged me because they all seemed to hate each other.
Chandler makes a joke.
(everyone rolls their eyes)
Joey says something stupid
(everyone rolls their eyes)
Ross says something whiney
(everyone rolls their eyes)
Monica is a neat freak
(everyone rolls their eyes)
Phoebe is weird
(everyone rolls their eyes)
Rachel is…

Hell, how about the man himself?

If you bring up Sin City there's a whole mess of bad-asses. Dwight, Miho, Manute…

Well, he's only a badass in Rashomon depending on which version you believe.

Charlie can certainly take a beating.
Mac and Dennis: "We've decided to train your for underground fighting."
Charlie: "Oh my God…that's brilliant!"

Can't remember if it was Coffy or Foxy Brown, but when, in preparation for a catfight, Pam Grier puts razor blades in her afro? Badass.

Jay Johnston.

Wow, this was a disappointing night for you, guy.

I loved that Ron documented the fact that he got drunk and made a harp.

Hmm, it's kind of rare that they dance on the office. Only a few episodes come to mind…

Paraphrasing, but Leslie: "The questions were more sensible than usual!"

"He likes me!"

It was shaping up to be a pretty song, too.

Must point out that Evil Ryan predates Jim and Pam getting together. Also, Stringer Bell was awesome, as he is indirectly responsible for the Michael Scott Paper Company.