his best work is splattered all over Katy Perry's chest, so I recommend looking at those.

Fortunately
He still makes a good living as a KC (of the Sunshine Band) impersonator. Get Down Tonight, Chris!

speaking of the hyperbaric chamber, couldn't they hook up some special gas that would put Marcos Winningham, Junior Terrorist to sleep? I wonder where you might get that in a hospital.

he's driving his super karate monkey death car, looks like

Not to spoil the ending, but it involves a spurned lover and the Q Train.

mbs - Russel Crowe did win for Gladiator but that was clearly a make-up from getting snubbed for his much more impressive work in LA Confidential the year before.

Well if he's taking that wife shopping for fabulous clothes on the friend's credit card, I think that friend would care very much.

Mr. and Mr. Smith?
That's their big idea?

So he says, anyway. For all we know he's indulging in the ritual human sacrifice Harvard students learn to enjoy during their four blood-soaked years at that hellhole.

Not so Fast Jay
If you think you can muscle Click and Clack like you did Conan you're gonna find a horse's head in that Shelby Cobra. Those greaseballs don't fuck around.

Hey Emily Post Institute
I do not think "a comedy of manners" means what you think it means.

Awful
Aslan is a fucking sellout.

I am very hungry.

Hopefully
the live-action part of the film involves Salma Hayek and a low-cut dress. Otherwise, this puts the meh in Mexican.

also in this episode we got to see uncovered enriched uranium rods. HAWWWTT!!

Well a friend of mine was at the famous Georgetown party when seven-foot-two Dikembe Mutombo strolls in, waits for everyone to stare at him and shouts "WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO??" and sure enough, two girls did.

Queen Victoria's Early Review
W.E. are not amused.

Queen Victoria's Early Review
W.E. are not amused.

You've heard "Those who can't do, teach?" Well, those who can't teach, judge.

Fortunately
The computers did not crash at Y2K because then we could not spend a pleasant afternoon watching YouTube clips of things people didn't see coming that hit them in the groin, butt or head.