President Lock My Kid Up at one point called it "The Islamic Republic". No doubt it'll be renamed "Bauertopia" after Jack saves Hassan's ass.

Fast, Furious and Out of Control

I guess somebody never saw "Chief Wiggum, P.I."

I don't even know anymore.

What Ruined It For Me
was "Visquel" being halfway to third base after Ed makes the scintillating leaping grab and doubles off the runner on third. I mean "Visquel" has the play right in front of him; he's got to see the backflipping chimpanzee and get back to the bag!

I await The Master with bated breath.

"Knock up Mrs Duggar", a 30-second Flash game.

rugby, cannabilalism: six of one, etc.

Smart Man
"…there are just some things you don't turn down."

Thanks for the spoiler, Syphillis.

Can Williamson open any analytic windows on the decisions Sanchez was making yesterday that led to five picks? Talk about impetuous, self-serving and fatally flawed.

"Oscar thinks I've checked out?"
"…"
"Ehh."

Tell You What
French Maids >>> Spanish Maids

How sad. Somewhere Pinball Clemons shakes his bouncy little head.

Even the Argos, Roddick?

The New Republic gives this one a good whacking as well. It is too bad; Lethem was a much more entertaining writer in his genre fiction, where the supernatural elements (like talking kangaroos and languid aliens) were understandable parts of a different world than in his newer stuff that tries to merge oddities with…

he's got a Wiley Wiggins vibe to him, yeah.

Can we bring in a Russian who talks like a Scotsman? Ewan MacGregor, I ken ye are listenin, ya daft cunt.

special John from Cincinnati chili!

A ho's mouthpiece is a pimp or a madam, since they're the ones who can speak for the ho, since her mouth is usually otherwise occupied.