Putting His Foot in the Game
WTF? Is Diddy inviting him to do the Hokey Pokey?

This kind of shit never happened when ODB was alive. He kept those guys on the straight and narrow.

The End of the World As We Know It
I feel fine.

The Man Who Wasn't There = The Movie That Wasn't Good

I'd Eagerly
watch an episode of "Lost" with that title, but a book? Meh.

Is Professor Griff Involved?
he could teach social studies with the S1W's

If I had to use it in a sentence, "Robin Williams' coke-free style is decidedly unfunny."

Why Not Prequels, Bob?
The Next-to-Last Starfighter
Thursday the 12th
Honey I Shrunk the Fetuses
Baby Harry and the Hendersons
Reservoir Puppies

Coincidentally
Senor Spielbergo is developing a show about what it takes to put on a telenovela, and then the real telenovela will air on Telemundo! Ay yi yi, muy postmoderna!!

Two-Word Review
Shit, Sherlock.

On the contrary, if Creed voluntarily limited distribution of its albums, you'd think you were in a gymnastics class with all the backflips going on up in here.

Certainly The Best Album
named after a keyboard key since Journey's "Escape".

The short-fingered vulgarian transcribing the interview probably just mistyped.

Flog that Meme
Ayo Judy an Rick I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish but Errol Morris made the best how-we-fucked-up-in-Vietnam documentary of all time.

Nice try, pal, but everyone knows hipsters don't read. That would require independent thinking.