His butt is the best valentines gift I have ever had. The boxes of chocolates these days have a schematic on the lid. In my day you had to learn the color and the swirl to get the coconut you wanted before your brother got it first.

I like 30 Rock, What shows do you enjoy upgreyedd?

I'm really into narrow passages of water if you couldn't tell.

I find some of the women on those Zoosk ads attractive. It is probably because I am a strait man. I also wish I would die in my sleep painlessly.

I tripped my AT-AT at the Battle of Hoff.

I thought everyone here was unemployed like me. Don't go Nick and Joe, at least let me have your email.

I want a game with the invasion of Grenada.

I think I'm in love
With Nick and Joe, not that weird lady.

Speaking of Jack Frost. What's Shannon Elizabeth doing these days?

Now that we're all familiar with the breed it's time to get to know the individual.

That's why you only see Black Widows.

I'm going to die in a strange fashion, because I played Maniac Mansion.
up up down down left right left right B A start, video games are not an art.

Women of SNL
I would be very interested in seeing Julia Sweeney and Victoria Jackson together in something like this.

Catholics aren't real christians my young citrus friend.

Dead Calm
I would have enjoyed this segment better if Homer accidentally killed Santa's Little Helper with a spear gun. I also would like the Simpsons to stop trying to portray Marge as hot. Marge is your mom, she is everybody's mom. Marge doesn't have the body or the style to wear a tiny black bikini or she…

I still like Nick and hate Joe for no reason. Do people still wear bow ties anymore?

All I can think about is how much I hate the klobb.

Speaking of Jesus and chairs. I used to have faith in both, but now I'm not so sure.

You two tell that to my parents nineteen years ago.

Watch your mouth Totz. Bart calling Homer's newly discovered brother a bastard got the Simpsons banned in my house.